06 May 2008

5 Ways to Spend Your Economic Stimulous Check

1) Buy Everything Suze Orman has written. Sure, she has so much crap you'll probably spend more than you got, but at least you'll know what to do the next time the government gives everyone "free" money. Also, she teached you how to feel good about yourself, even with bad hair.


2) Sushi Pillows! They're so cute.

3) Tickets to Passing Strange. It's good, and I want it to have your dollars.


4) Dinner at Frankie's in Carroll Gardens. It's delicious. But a word to the wise, don't show up at 8:00 on a Saturday night with a table of 4 and expect to sit down soon. Order anything. Then eat it. All of it.

5) Be a Scientologist for a day. (Not, you will not be able to afford this option unless you get the maximum stimulous check.) You might get to meet Jenna Elfman, she's such a free spirit!

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3 comments:

  1. doro globus06 May, 2008 12:26

    Donald! Where did you find that sushi pillow?? I want to get it for my dad its so funny!

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  2. Unknown07 May, 2008 10:01

    May I suggest another one?:


    http://www.kittywigs.com/wigindex.html

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  3. Donald07 May, 2008 10:32

    there's a link to the sushi pillow site. made by a couple of former actors. nice people. and nice pillows.

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